Hey good lookin'! It's me... You! I'm in the next room texting you from the future! Creepy, I know. Anyway just go into the portal and you'll end up in the room I'm in. One sec. I'm getting a text from you in the next room... hmm, brb.
There are always 2 sides to every story, a zero to every one. Change your perspective on life by switching dimensions. I know this to be true because you just told me about it a few minutes ago.
Death is only in your mind friend. You can trust me. I mean you wouldn't lie to yourself would you? What good would that do? If you ever lied to me I'd kill you! LOL just kidding... you're already dead...
I'm starting to feel stuck here. Why did we go inside the box? I only did it because you told me to! My palms are getting hot.
Pushing through seems to be the only answer sometimes... well that and suicide... but we both know death doesn't exist on this plane.
To get through life one must be willing to lift up heavy blocks!
Keys, they do stuff. Remember that time we had fun? Because I don't.
You don't have to carry a block for it to come with you. When you change dimensions, just standing close to it will do the trick. Just remember when a block is blinking at you.. that means it likes you!
Ok, something is growing out of my head. I can't see it but I feel it growing. It's whispering....
I've grown to accept our new growth. I named him Steven, as will you. He took his first steps around our skull last night.
Oh man I'm feeling sick again. I'm going to lay down.
I threw up a few times in the room you're in, sorry. I believe these portals are having a strange effect on Steven... I think he's Russian.
Time only exists in the dimension you're in. Once you leave everything is simply put on hold for you till you get back... man we are so important!
Oh that room has button things, they are easy to use. Hahaha, oh Steven is such a joy to have around. I let him chew on bullet shells.
Those weird tiles don't play by the rules. They will follow you wherever you go... I hate people who are so needy!... grrrrrr.
Do you think our actions here have some personal significance? Or do you think it's just being weird for weirds sake?
Life in a box isn't so bad if you just hold your breath till you pass out. Hey, I think I hear you.. are you knocking on the walls?
Someone else is here with us. I saw a man run by through a crack in Stevens skull. I think it was God.
Did you notice that when you switch dimensions and there is a wall occupying the same area as you, you die? Well the same rule doesn't apply for blocks. In fact, blocks seems to break almost anything... including yourself!
Steven is growing, his little legs tickle my brains! How the years fly by.
I found the way out, but Steven informed me that I'm a failure and shouldn't be alive.. so now I'm dead. You die in the next room.
Hey you didn't die? Hmm I guess we aren't as dead as I thought we were. I did trip on a piece of forever and fractured my skull once.. remember that?
You can't make friends when you're locked up in a little box! Personally, I like it here because all people do is make me feel like I'm missing out on something... I never want to leave!
Please stop playing this game. Every room that goes by is simply a reminder of my failures. I want to go home now and I cant till you give up.
Steven is getting on my nerves... I think I hate him now. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he can read my mind too.. so we are basically screwed... man this is so awkward.
Steven is threatening to leave... but how can he leave? With out my head he will have no place to call home. No body wants to take care of a homeless child.... give it up Steven.
I'm starting to accept the fact that this game will never end. There's simply no way out of this. I haven't slept for weeks, and as the years go by my wrinkles grow deeper.
Steven has left us. Things ended bad. I think I see him in the next room. He's flipping me off through the dimensional rift.
I feel better now that Steven is gone... I cant help but feel like maybe I'm Steven and I have been lying to you this whole time…
Who are we? Am I Steven or are you? I have memories that I know aren't mine... I know things are growing around me and I'm just moving too fast to appreciate them.
Do you really want this to end? If it ends it's done for good. If it ends you can no longer complain about how hard things are getting or about the loss of Steven. I'm starting to remember things differently.
In the next room you will die.
Hey, it's me, you... or Steven. It doesn't matter either way... this is the room where you die. Take the pill to end it all and let me leave the box. Exiting through the portal to your right will only reset this message.
Oh hello! Hey, I'm your future self! I'm in the next room right now.. this is pretty fun. Walk into that portal and we can meet one another. One sec. I'm getting a text from you in the next room... hmm, brb.
You can't grow as a person if you don't accept that your reality doesn't apply to others. By changing dimensions you can view life from a new perspective. Deep stuff, I know!
Hello! I'm you from a few rooms ahead... I got a reminder asking me to tell you to not worry about getting killed. Death doesn't exist here, nor does life.... Toodles!
It feels like my brain is sloshing around in my skull. Kinda feels familiar, and in a way, comforting.
I didn't really feel like messaging you today, but I got bitched out by me from the future.. so yeah. Anyway that room's easy enough. Just finish it so we can move on.
Gotta love block pushing! Nothing better then that.... Not.
The KEY to life is remembering you will eventually die. I wish I was dead...
When a block is blinking that means it will stick with you when you switch dimensions. Touching it will make it blink... just be careful where you touch it…
Umm, I found a lump. It's growing out of my head, kinda itchy.. Anyway, you'll see what I mean in the next room.
Our little boils name is Steven. I know this because he told me so. He keeps telling me I'm filthy....
Dude! those black holes really tug at your testies... Over and out!
Steven is throwing up. He's hilarious!
When you leave a dimension time comes with you. Things stuck in time remain in a stasis till you get back. Also when you close your eyes everyone else disappears!
Buttons and doors... very original! I wish I could just give up and go home... I'm so sick of this, but I know if we leave Steven will die... we have to be strong for our child.
The gear tiles follow you into any dimension as long as you're touching them. Kinda like us and our first girlfriend... LOLZ!
Hey this is your past self. I'm stuck on the 4th level, can you help me out? Oh wait I'm getting a text from you... who's Steven?
There is an old man screaming at me through the wall.. He kinda sounds like you.
God doesn't exist. And neither do you.
If you bring a block with you into another dimension and its placed over a wall tile, it will break it. It's a secret to everyone!
Remember when we got our leg braces taken off? I don't, but Steven keeps talking about it. He says it has significance.
I think I'm in the same room as you are, can you see me? I'm looking at you from a crack in the monitor.
Seeing God has changed me. Steven also seems excited by the news. If we follow God wont it just lead to death?
I like that we are locked in here forever. It pleases me to think about all the people who are missing us. That will show them for ignoring us when we were alive!
Video games are a means of escape, like a drug. What are you escaping from?
Steven is simply a sprite in a video game. And you are simply a pawn of God.
Steven is giving me hickeys while I sleep. He tells me not to tell you about it though, is that weird?
Have you accepted the fact that this game will never end? Or will it? Who are you really?
Steven fell off and ran into a crack in the wall... I think he's staying with the guy in the next room to make me jealous.
Steven said something weird to me before he left. He said your name is also Steven. Is that true?
Who am I speaking to? I just got into the box like you told me to, but I cant see a way out. One sec. I seem to be getting a text message.... brb.
Who the hell are you!? I want out of this! It's been years and I cant find the way out. If you're getting this message don't let Steven go! He will lock you in here forever!
Death is waiting for you in the next room.
Hey, it's me, you... or Steven. It doesn't matter either way... this is the room where you die. Take the pill to end it all and let me leave the box. Exiting through the portal to your right will only reset this message.
Stop whispering to me while I sleep...
Do you think when we get out of here life will seem meaningless?
I watch you when you sleep. Do you watch me?
My teeth fell out again... the empty holes scream when I sleep.
How long do babies sleep in the womb?
I think I broke my arms, either that or I have more elbows.
You're not as nice as I remember I was when I was you.
How come you never write me back?
We are stuck here forever.. there's no way out!
I can't breath. The room Im in keeps getting smaller... are you pushing on the walls?
Is there a man in the room with you? I think I saw an old man in that room your in.
I can't help but think we don't exist.
Is this a test or a punishment?
Your life is meaningless
I cant seem to control my actions. Who's pulling my strings?
I am Error
Pay me for the door repair!
Help me, I'm in hell!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hello? I just entered the box, can anyone help me?
Dont believe Steven! He's lying to us!!!!
Steven, this is your mom. I'm just texting you to remind you to fill up the gas tank before you get home. Drive safe.
Hello? I'm stuck in a blue room with no portal. Can anyone hear me? I'm banging on the walls.
Hey this is Ste..., I'm about to leave the bo... you need to reme... the onl.. o leave to box is... ist.. though the w... then... don't look back.
I'm watching you....
I found a note left by Steven... Oh... wait no, it's just a drawing of a naked lady.
If you're reading this please help me. I'm stuck inside a wall... I can't breathe... Please, someone!?
I found an arm and some fingers in the room I'm in. Do they belong to you?
Hey, I'm in room two. There seems to be no way out.. and who's Steven?
Turn back now Steven! You dont exist here, this box wasn't for you!
Why do you think you're being punished?
We are better off alone.
I think I'm back in room 4... am I going backwards?
Where are you? I can hear your voice but the room's so dark... Hello, am I touching you?
Steven told me you're a liar...
Who is this really? The man in room 6 said you can't be trusted.
I'm stuck in a room with 100s of dead bodies.. they all look like us... He.. Don... No!!
Sto..hile...ou. stil.. can... he wants you.. d... turn.. ac.. now!
I feel so numb...
... ok this is a bit awkward, but i seem to have left my hands in the box. just joshing you... my hands are fine. but seriously if you find a set of hands in the next room tell them i love them.
I saw you the other day, you were crawling on your hands and knees away from me... now im crawling like you were..
when does this end? i cant find a way out of here, please someone respond to me! i want to go home!
the skin on my neck is peeling away... i feel a face under the skin.. its mouth is moving...
Ok who write Steven is Gay on the wall in this room! uncool...
I just popped a zit and heard it scream... was that you?
Why do you hate me Steven?
I just friended you on facebook... you seem like a cool guy.
I hate you, just wanted to point that out.
Please stop.
Oh, I remember that.
Barf!
Death is existence.
He lives!
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Purgatory, my friend.
6, 21, 3, 11
Can I help you?
Hello
Memories!
Sorry...
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Amusing!
F word!
S word!
C word!
Deja vu
Man... we are so screwed
When you died I felt it... weird
REDRUM!!!
Dying tickles!
I give up...
:)
B===D~~~
Haw Haw
Did your hands fall off?
Dont worry, this is one of many small deaths.. the big one wont come till i allow it.
Damn it, now i have a scar!
Scabs! Scabs everywhere!!!!
The bone is sticking out, its a good look for us.
GAME OVER MAN!
Ive lost faith in myself...
This is getting old...
Being a live is overrated anyway
Well, hello again Steven!, its me Steven! i know you are probably a bit upset about me leaving you in the box for all eternity, but i have some good news for you. As i was leaving i sent another one of us inside, so all you need to do is screw him over like i did to you and you are home free!
Im feeling a bit guilty about leaving you in the box Steven, no hard feelings i hope. ive been drawing pictures of you dead on the walls of your room, it feels cathartic... is that weird?
Is it you that is screaming? i hear a faint screaming coming from the scar on my head... did you need something?
I slept in your bed last night with no clothes on, hope you dont mind. i would make it, but some might say you have already made it for yourself.. maybe you can find a way to sleep in it to... forever.
Im getting older Steven, did you know that after you die your arms and legs keep growing? i wonder how tall you are...
Seriously whats the point in trying Steven? i mean face it, you weren't ever good at it. Trying was diffidently not our strong suit. Do you ever think about why that is? sometimes i try to think about it but then just get hungry or sleepy... life is hard.
I kinda miss you Steven... you remind me so much of myself. sometimes i go back and visit the box just so i can be closer to you, i also kick it when im upset.
Man, the years are passing so fast Steven.. everyone is dying. i dont think you realize how lucky you have it being locked in your own little reality... honestly you have it good, sometimes i wish i was dead like you are.
Ok i just entered the box, now what do i do? ... hello? i can hear screaming, but i cant see anything... its too dark.
Soooo, whats up? im kinda lonely these days... i guess no one else ever really liked us, we really should face the facts.. we are the only ones who ever liked us... maybe i should come visit you some day?
I found an old cat on the street today and put it in the box with you, im such a prankster. i think i saw you walk by when i tossed the cat inside.. was that you or just someone who looked like you?
Why are we even doing this Steven.. we all know we are in love, its time to stop pretending... you NEED me. We are a team steven, we validate each others existances... without me you are just some loser in a box.
Stop ignoring me Steven! i can see you every time i walk by the mirror, stop acting like i dont exist... its YOU that doesnt exist! not me, im real! im alive! you are the dead one not me!!!
I was picking at our scar last night thinking about the day we met... remember that day steven? the day i told you to get into the box? i recorded myself dreaming last night to remind myself of who i used to be...
Give it up steven! your silence isnt going to bother me! im just as valid without you as i was when you existed! you cant trick me anymore! i know this is a trick to get me to go back into the box... we arent as stupid as you think we are.
I heard you knocking at my door last night, i know it was you, i saw you run away when i opened it. how did you get out of the box?
Turns out the guy that came by last night wasnt you, it was just another steven... hes much cooler than you are. we are hanging out making fun of you, hahah oh steven... you so crazy.
Me and Steven are taking the box to a pawn shop so we can score some money for drugs, we do drugs now, deal with it.
Turns out the box isnt worth anything, im fact the store owner told us the box itself is worth millions, but the fact that you are inside it devalues it to nothing... we all had a good laugh about that at your expense.
Last night Steven and i were taking turns hitting the box with a stick and your hands fell out of it, at least i think they are your hands, they looked pretty old and wrinkly.
Another Steven came out of the box last night, Steven and i murdered him because we thought he was you, guess we were wrong.. either way he would have been a 3rd wheel.
Steven was thinking last night, as long as steven holds my feet i could push inside the box just enough to punch your face then he could pull me back in... so, get ready!
Did i hit you? when i put my head inside the box all i saw were corpses.. i punched like 4 of them in the face, was one of them you?
I dont care if you ignore me anymore Steven, new Steven is much cooler than you and he thinks im just great! i would appreciate it if you'd write back though, im getting pretty old and am having a hard time remembering what you look like.
Steven is dead, he died of old age... i pushed his body inside the box so you could make peace with him. i also put your hands back in the box too.. no hard feelings i hope.. i could really use someone to talk to.
Im getting so old steven... my memories are so fuzzy, i cant ever remember why i was so upset with you anymore...
Help me, someone, my hands are stuck inside a wall and im having a hard time breathing...
Where are you steven? i woke up last night and i saw you watching me, i can hear your voice but i cant see you because its too dark in here.
Im dying Steven, the doctor said its depression... luckily there is a pill to take that will cure it! cure it and everything else FOREVER!
I took the doctors pill, im pretty sure i can see you.. are you staring at a wall? .. is someone with you? im having a hard time moving my legs.
Im here Steven, i see you! please stop running from me im having a hard time keeping up with you...
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